Darby and Sam are a dangerously unserious duo held together by pickles, poor decisions, and a mutual love of “just one drink” that has never, in fact, been just one drink. They golf like it’s a contact sport, run like it’s a punishment they agreed to in a past life, and treat shenanigans as a full-time job with benefits. If they’re not drinking something questionable or turning a normal plan into an unhinged story, they’re probably arguing about something that doesn’t matter or convincing each other that yes, another beveragino is absolutely necessary. Brined is what happens when you let two best friends with too much energy, too many inside jokes, and zero self-control talk into microphones and pretend it’s “content.”